"I suddenly feel sorry for those who are your fans," said Masha.
Xiao Shi: "I'll put on leggings too."
"Shouldn't the miko costume be worn without any underwear?"
"How is that possible? Besides, I'm the heir of the shrine, and my shrine maiden costume is very gorgeous and thick, so I don't have to worry about the underwear straps being seen through the shrine maiden costume, because the light transmittance of the fabric is basically zero."
——I see, I have gained new knowledge.
"Then please put on this heavy witch costume and ascend to heaven with me!"
"I didn't bring it here." Xiao Shi spread his hands, a move he definitely learned from Masa, "I haven't officially inherited the shrine yet, that's still my mother's miko costume. I was supposed to officially take over from my mother at this year's festival, but it was intercepted halfway and sent to you."
"You mean to say that my existence caused you to fail to inherit the shrine, so you blame me?"
Xiao Shi stuck out her tongue at Masha: "So you have to take responsibility and compensate me for my losses."
"Okay, when the school is built, I will build a huge temple for you. I guarantee you will be satisfied. Have you decided what kind of Buddha to worship in the temple?" Masha also had bad intentions. He knew that Xiao Shi was an official clergyman recognized by the official Shinto organization, but he said these things deliberately to tease her.
"Or, I can offer you a whole Hindu god like Shiva, Garuda or Ganesha. Ganesha also has an elephant head, which is very cute."
However, Xiao Shi looked at Masha with gentle eyes, like a kind mother watching her son's nonsense.
——Fuck, I lost.
Masha sighed, "Okay, all kidding aside, if I build a shrine, it will definitely be bigger than your house, and I'll have to build a hundred torii gates on the way up the mountain, so it looks really grand."
Xiao Shi smiled and said, "Okay, in fact, we can bring back one of the divine bodies that we worship at home, that way it will be more formal."
"It sounds like your family has more than one imperial deity enshrined in their home."
"In addition to the main priestess goddess Kikuri Mikoto's sacred body, our family also has many sacred bodies of smaller gods that we are in charge of. This practice of a large shrine taking over the offerings of a smaller shrine that has fallen is quite common in Shintoism.
"Because if there is no one to manage it, the Tourism Agency under the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism will come to the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology to ask for the management rights of the land, saying that unowned shrines should be considered tourist attractions rather than religious sites. It is very troublesome."
"Yes, that's right." Masha was shocked.
——How amazing! As expected of the eldest daughter of the Kikuri family, a religious corporation with great influence in Japanese politics, she talked about the inside story of the Japanese government in the same tone as if she was talking about my cat chasing its tail again today.
Unlike the surprised Masa, Chihiro's curiosity got the better of her. She asked curiously, "So, your shrine is under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology?"
"Yes, but many shrines and temples are also tourist attractions. The Tourism Bureau under the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism has been trying to gain management rights for those temples and shrines that no longer hold festivals. Of course, we can't let them do as they wish."
"Oh, so that's the case. New useless trivia has been added." Chihiro sighed.
Xiao Shi: "These things are so troublesome. Every year, my family has to maintain good relations with the congressmen for various reasons. Although I am a shrine maiden and don't have to accompany the drinking, every time the congressmen leave, I have to sit upright in the small house next to the aisle and hand out envelopes of money one by one. Sitting upright is very tiring."
“Japanese politics is really dark.”
Masha commented.
"Yes, it's very dark." Xiao Shi nodded repeatedly. "Sometimes, there are even guests who come to my house whom I want to punch away. For example, once, a businessman who laid off my classmate's father and caused his father to commit suicide came to my house as a guest. He wanted to build a good relationship with the congressman through my house."
Xiao Shi clenched his fists as he spoke.
Masha thought silently: What should I do? I have to have dinner with Mr. Ma Yu tomorrow. I wonder what Xiao Shi thinks about 996 being a blessing.
——Forget it, she won’t ask about this kind of thing, so it’s better not to take the initiative to talk to him about it.
Just as Masha was thinking this, Xiao Shiyou loosened his fist and shook his head, "However, a man who wants to commit suicide just because he was laid off is too heartless and not worthy of me seeking justice for him."
--Eh?
Xiao Shi looked at Masha and said, "Asha, you can't be like those rootless and unmanly men! As long as you can walk, as long as you can see, as long as you can breathe, you must keep moving forward!"
Masha: "Look at the snow and wind, and listen to the shooting stars flying~"
"Why are you singing?"
"Didn't you just recite the lyrics of 'Singing About Turbulent Youth'?" Masha asked back.
Xiao Shi: "Ah, is that the Soviet song that Ah Sha likes the most? Oh, the lyrics are like this, so great."
Cai Shi suddenly popped up and said, "Yes, I think it's great too. It has a power that makes people feel excited."
Chihiro: "So, are we still pretending to be cool with the crowd outside? You just asked Xiao Shi and I to change clothes, but you kept talking to Xiao Shi and haven't let us go yet."
Masha: "Pretend! Of course I have to pretend!"
——These are all potential beliefs! Xiao Shi may need to use his abilities frequently in the future, so he must collect as much belief as possible to ensure that he can use it until the school is built and the shrine opens.
Qianxun pulled Xiaoshi up and said, "Come on, let's change clothes and put on makeup. I think we can put makeup on each other, and I can also experience the magical Japanese makeup technique."
Xiao Shi: "I, I'm not really good at putting on makeup. If you need a dignified look, the shrine will invite a special makeup artist to come..."
Cai Shi: "Wow... I suddenly feel that although we are both young ladies, Xiao Shi and I are not in the same dimension..."
Masha patted Cai Shi on the shoulder and said, "Before World War II, Xiao Shi might have married a royal family member, or at least a Chinese with a duke title. Comparing family background with hers would definitely hurt your self-esteem!"
"But when I think that she doesn't have a masked princess like me, I feel balanced." Cai Shi said again.
Masha couldn't help laughing.
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Originally, I thought that I had paid off the overdue updates and could take a break, so I would make sure to update at least twice a day.
However, the tree wants to be still but the wind does not stop.
As soon as I start to slack off, the conscientious black fans will come out and jump, and my blood pressure will skyrocket as soon as they jump.
Fine.
I won't offer any bounties anymore, it's too tiring. I'll just update 10,000 words a day as a minimum, and you guys can vote for me as much as you want.
Here are the first 3000 words of today.
PS: I recommend my friend’s novel “The Strange Tales of the Unlicensed Quack”, the author is Echizen who does not want to reveal his name, the quality is guaranteed.
Chapter 598 Sincerity
The two girls changed their clothes and put on makeup, then flew up with Masha using Chihiro's ability.
"Don't rush to fly high yet, let's fly a circle at a low altitude first."
"Okay." Chihiro said, and then took Xiao Shi and Masha to fly at a low altitude and high speed less than 20 meters, circling the entire university town.
The bow-knotted ribbons on the back of Chihiro's dress fluttered up and down during her flight, reminding people of Dunhuang's mural "Flying Apsaras".
Xiao Shi has big water sleeves like a shrine maiden's costume, which look like two wings when she flies, and is also very beautiful.
In contrast, Masha looked like a stable boy brought along by two fairies on their outing.
Masha thought about it and thought that a horse boy is a horse boy, and he could be a cool horse boy, so he posed in a "Master, let's go" pose. Unfortunately, he had no stick, so he could only pose out of thin air.
I guess the onlookers below couldn't see it clearly either.
Masha glanced down and saw a lot of people holding up their phones facing him. The rest of the people who didn't hold up their phones were facing the sky with their backs to the sky, with their phones lowered, taking selfies.
Halfway through the flight, several people with super powers from the office caught up with them.
"The department was worried that something might happen to you guys if you flew like that, so they asked us to follow you."
Masha was about to reply when someone on the ground shone a laser pen in his eyes.
Qianxun raised her hand - this was her "self-suggestion action" before activating her ability. Masha quickly held her down and said, "Wait, from what I see, he must be a little bastard. Watch me deal with him, you lower your altitude and float over."
So Chihiro took Masa and Xiaoshi to lower their altitude and came in front of the naughty kid who was shining a laser pen on Masa.
The naughty child didn't know he was wrong, and shouted to his mother: "I took a picture of the fairy!"
To be honest, Masha really wanted to slap this naughty kid to death.
However, I am the one who is going to open the mountain gate. Only if I become a famous and upright sect can I open the mountain gate under the nose of the World Government without being besieged. If I am mistaken for a cult, there might be a siege on Bright Summit.
So unfortunately, Masha can't just beat the naughty kid.
But that doesn't mean he can't cure the child.
He looked at the naughty child, muttering to himself, acting exactly like a fortune teller. Suddenly, he shouted, "Oh my! This is incredible! This child has a first-rate innate spiritual root."
The naughty kid's parents are so happy!
But just as they showed their joy, Masha sighed.
This breath frightened them all.
Father Bear said, "Master, stop sighing. What's wrong? Do you need us to do anything?"
"What a shame! Although this child is gifted, he lacks nurturing and has grown wildly into a crooked shape. Not only will he be unable to cultivate in the future, but if he is exposed to any spiritual energy, he will go astray and explode into death."
Father Bear and Mother Bear said in unison: "Master! What should we do?"
Masha pretended to think for a moment and said, "There is only one way to change his fate, but it is very cruel and I am afraid you will not be willing to do it."
The bear dad and bear mom looked at each other. This kind of parents often spoil their children unconditionally and also have high expectations for their children to be successful. When the children grow up and do not perform as they wish, these bear dads and bear moms are the ones who scold their children the most harshly.
Most of the problem teenagers have parents like this.
Masha thought to himself, I am saving troubled teenagers.
——It’s better to let his parents beat him now than for him to go astray in the future.
——I have corrected his fate.
He said: "Now, we can only use force to cut off the crooked part, wait for new branches to grow again, and take good care of them, maybe it can become a magnificent tree."
"What to do?"
"Beat!" Masha said the word with gritted teeth.
The bear dad slapped the child.
The child burst into tears.
Masha shook his head beside him: "No, such a weak palm power cannot remove the lesion! It has to be like this!"
Masha slapped Bear Dad in the face.
The bear dad staggered and almost fell to the ground. He glared at Masha fiercely, but dared not say anything. He turned around and took out his anger on the crying bear kid.
The naughty kid was so stunned by the beating that he didn't even dare to cry.
At this time, Mother Xiong said, "Why do you believe everything this master says? I usually consult a master to look at Feng Shui, and you say I am wasting money..."
Masha was shocked. Can the master you usually look for fly? It turns out that the root of the problem is you!
"Oh!" Masha immediately improvised again, "Sir, when you got angry just now, I suddenly realized that the five elements of energy in your body are different from those in your child."
He turned his head to look at Mother Bear again: "Oh my god!"
He just kept mumbling without saying anything, and then he sighed.
Dad Bear is still confused. Originally, Masha thought that his performance was good enough, but it is obvious that Dad Bear's IQ is not very high.
So Masha said: "Please reconcile rather than separate. This donor should just..."
Masha almost said "poor monk" subconsciously, but changed his mind temporarily.
"Just pretend I never said anything."
Dad Bear finally understood and slapped his wife to the ground.
What happened next was beyond Masha's expectations. Mama Bear sat on the ground and yelled, "Humph! I knew you didn't like me at all! I also knew you had a mistress outside! Hahaha! XXX, you didn't expect that your son is not yours!"
Masha: What the hell?
——I was just acting casually, and did I really expose a cuckold incident?
He heard people around him whispering, and to sum it up simply: Master Ma has boundless magical powers.
——Shit, this reputation increase is inexplicable!
——Will there not be a bunch of people coming to me and asking me to check whether their children are their biological children?
Originally, Masha brought Xiao Shi out to harvest a wave of faith, but he didn't expect that because a naughty kid shone a laser pen on him, he actually harvested a wave of reputation.
Masha looked at the others. Everyone was frantically tapping their phones, probably posting on their Moments.
——Shit, this won’t make it to the hot search list right away, right?
——Wait, speaking of trending searches, why didn’t I think of it?
——I can open a super topic and operate Xiao Di as a traffic star!
——I don’t have a department to operate these, but the national dad Ma Yu does!
