——When it comes to GA leeks, the traffic stars are definitely the most vicious!
——This is possible!
At this time, the furious Bear Dad picked up a stone - the stone was not big, just an ordinary roadside stone. It happened that a residential area had started construction nearby and at night there were trucks carrying sand and gravel passing by this road, and a lot of stones fell.
Dad Bear took the stone, swung it and hit Mom Bear on the head as she screamed madly.
Mother Bear fell to the ground, blood gushing out.
As soon as Masha saw this, he turned to look at Chihiro.
Chihiro had already raised her hand, and the bear dad who was about to hit someone was pulled away and fixed in the air one meter high, unable to move anymore.
Masha said to Xiao Shi: "Come on, show me your ability, my beloved disciple!"
Ai Tu, short for beloved disciple, no problem.
Xiao Shi took out the props, looked at Chihiro, and then started dancing directly in the air.
Chihiro studied ballet and was good at this, so she coordinated with Xiao Shi's dance steps and adjusted Xiao Shi's position in the air.
Although it was the first time for the two to cooperate in this way, they showed a very high level of tacit understanding.
It was a beautiful dance, Xiao Shi’s body seemed to be glowing, and everyone’s attention was drawn to her.
Masha suddenly had an idea and began to feel the spiritual energy.
——That’s right, spiritual energy is gathering.
——Of course, compared to the top of Mount Sinai, the spiritual energy here is too thin.
——But this amount is probably enough to make Xiao Shi glow slightly.
——So it wasn’t an illusion, she was really glowing.
The mother bear, with a bloody head, sat up and looked around in confusion. She then looked at the father bear who was suspended one meter in the air, and finally looked at the little Shi who was still dancing.
She raised her hand and touched her wound, exclaiming, "It's moving! My flesh is wriggling! It's..."
This woman is the kind of person who usually seeks out a Feng Shui master to check the Feng Shui of her home.
At this moment, her face changed drastically. She turned over and knelt on the ground, then began to kowtow to Xiao Shi who was still dancing.
"Greatly compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva!"
Xiao Shi stopped dancing and said with a troubled look on her face: "I am a Shinto priestess, and I am not in the same department as Guanyin Bodhisattva."
Mother Bear immediately lay on the ground, her face pressed to the ground, not daring to breathe: "Fairy sister, please forgive me! I don't understand! Don't punish me!"
Xiao Shi smiled and said, "It's okay, but you must pay attention to what the master just told you. If your child falls into the devil's way in the future, your family will definitely suffer misfortune. This is just one of the misfortunes he brought today. I helped you get rid of the biggest disaster today, and I can't help you with the rest."
Masha was shocked.
——You little devil, you have as many twists and turns in your heart as I do!
Mother Bear: "I understand! Thank you, Fairy Sister!"
She stood up and turned to look at the bewildered kid.
Seeing this, Chihiro put Bear Dad down as well.
Masha: "Throw away the stone! Hit with the flesh of your palm to see the effect. Because the force is mutual, you beat the child while feeling the pain on your palm. Only then can you use sincerity to dispel the evil spirit and show that sincerity can move metal and stone."
Chihiro: Phew.
But when Masha turned her head she had a stern face.
Masha waved his hand: "Let's go!"
Chihiro took the three of them and flew up.
When they were halfway up in the air, Qianxun said, "This is the first time I've heard that beating a child can actually move mountains and break rocks."
"If you think about it this way, this child is a devil and will become a devil in the future. How can you correct this naughty child if you don't show your sincerity?" Masha asked back.
Chihiro: "Your father beat you a lot, but you still grew up to be a devil, didn't you?"
"How could that be? I am preparing to establish a sect and establish the orthodox way of immortality. I am the orthodox one, and those who are different from me are the evil sects."
Several people with super powers in the guarding office heard what Masha said, and they looked at each other in surprise.
Masha didn't care about their expressions. He turned around and said to them, "I want to speak to the people gathered here. Please prepare the loudspeaker equipment."
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The second 3000!
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Chapter 599 There are always people who can take advantage of the situation
Ten minutes later, Masha looked at the helicopter flying not far from him and the big loudspeaker hanging on the helicopter.
"Why does this equipment give me a feeling like Apocalypse Now?" he asked the office superpower user who was flying beside him.
"This plane is a plane used by the psychological warfare unit. It looks very similar to the psychological warfare helicopter in Apocalypse Now. Isn't that normal?"
——What you said makes a lot of sense, I simply can’t refute it.
Masha picked up the microphone and looked at the light on the microphone - it was on.
But Masha blew into the microphone anyway, not to confirm whether it was working properly, but to try to induce that shrill phoenix sound.
Masha used to work as a backstage attendant for the school's cultural performances, and learned a lot about this from the teacher in charge of the equipment. The teacher said that many times the sound of the phoenix is deliberately made to suppress the noise at the scene. It can quiet the entire venue as quickly as possible, and focus everyone's attention on the person holding the microphone.
Therefore, when the person in charge of the equipment backstage sees the person holding the microphone on the stage knocking on the microphone, they will deliberately cooperate to make the sound of a phoenix ringing.
The person in charge of the helicopter equipment this time was obviously an expert at this. As soon as he saw Masha blowing into the microphone, he immediately made a huge, harsh beeping sound. All of a sudden, the entire scene fell silent, and everyone looked up at Masha.
Masha was very satisfied, and then said into the microphone: "I am Masha, the first person to open up the way to immortality! I don't have any successors yet, and I haven't shared the immortality method I discovered with anyone. Those who claim on the Internet that they know the immortality method and can induce awakening are all liars."
Although Masha said this, he knew that he would not let those people lose their business just because he said those things were scams. Scammers have ten thousand ways to deceive people with insufficient intelligence. Masha himself is also a person who is good at scamming and knows this very well.
He said this to distance himself from those scammers. If those scammers got into trouble, it had nothing to do with me, Masha. I have already said that I don't have any successors.
After clearing himself of the issue, Masha continued, "I know that you all want your children to have an advantage in a world where spiritual energy is revived, but unfortunately, based on the information I have about spiritual energy, cultivating immortals depends on talent. But I believe that I can definitely find an opportunity for people without talent to embark on the path of immortality and get a glimpse of a beautiful scenery that is completely different from reality."
Masha paused, and someone below shouted "Good!" and then began to applaud. After a half-second delay, the applause broke out loudly.
Masha waited for the applause to end, and then said, "I plan to open the first Immortal Academy in this world. I will start the site selection work tomorrow. This plan has the full support of the region. It is estimated that the academy will be completed within half a year.
“At that time, everyone will have the opportunity to become an outer disciple of the academy, and those who show talent in training or are diligent enough will become inner disciples.
“Of course, when I say everyone has a chance, I mean there will be exams. My college will be a comprehensive research college, and the children who come in need to develop comprehensively.
"In addition, according to my research and comparison, children who have good academic performance make faster progress in cultivation. I think it is because the study of academic subjects has trained them and made them hardworking.
“It’s hard for me to imagine how a child who can’t even learn academic subjects well can endure the training of cultivating immortals.
"Also, if the child is good at advanced mathematics, it should be easier for him to cultivate immortality, because I have analyzed the principles of cultivation based on mathematics. People who don't understand mathematics may encounter great obstacles in understanding this set of principles."
——Hahaha, you naughty kids, go home and learn Olympiad mathematics!
As Masha spoke, he couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth and laughed.
Next, comes the main event.
Introducing the first SSS-level superpower user to achieve success using the Ma family's cultivation method, Kikuri Komachi!
Masha solemnly introduced Xiao Shi. Just as he was introducing her, the people in the office had set up the projector, so a huge half-length image of Xiao Shi was projected into the night sky.
Beautiful girls are naturally attractive to people, and Xiao Shi herself has the temperament of a Yamato Nadeshiko. You know, there was a time when a saying was popular in Greater China: The happiest thing in life is to get an American salary, eat Chinese food, and marry a Japanese wife.
This saying no longer existed when Masha was born, but his father was obviously deeply influenced by this saying. Whenever he talked to Masha about his future prospects when he was drunk, he would remove the item about American salary and say, "You eat Chinese food all day now, so let's not mention it. In the future, you must marry a Japanese girl like Mayumi."
Every time my dad said this, he would mop the floor and wash the dishes the next day, but he still said this to Masha when he drank, and then he would sing the song "La Ya La", which seemed to be translated as "Crossing the Angry River".
When they are happy with the singing, they have to recite the lines: "Look, what a blue sky! Walk over and melt into the blue sky."
Because of the influence of Ma Zili, Masha later went to watch Ken Takakura's "The Chase", and felt that Mayumi was amazing, especially the scene where she took off her clothes. This was Masha's enlightenment before the introduction of Titanic.
The current Xiao Shi has the temperament of Mayumi Toba. She has all the softness of a woman, which can inspire people's desire to protect her, while also exuding an aura of strength and independence.
Masha handed the microphone to Xiao Shi: "Come on, say a few words to everyone."
"Huh? What did I say?" Xiao Di asked back in confusion, and the voice was broadcast through the large speaker on the helicopter.
"Tell me how the world you see is different after awakening."
"Eh? There's no difference. I'll still do morning exercises for you, cook for you, and wash your clothes..."
Masha took back the microphone: "Thank you for your thoughts, Xiaoshi. After awakening, the whole world will be brand new, and you will have a new perspective on everything."
Xiao Di: “I don’t have any.”
Her voice was drowned out by Masha's voice over the loudspeaker.
Masha: "Now I am flying in the sky, overlooking the earth, and I feel that the world is under my control. This is an era of spiritual revival, an era that belongs to immortal cultivators. Become an immortal cultivator and embrace this era, otherwise you will be abandoned by the era!
"However, your gathering here now will not be of any use, it is just a waste of time. I have just told you what kind of preparations you need to make if you want to enter the academy I am about to establish. I suggest that you go home now and prepare the best teaching materials and teachers for your children to prepare for the academy's enrollment in half a year.
"Don't think about taking the back door, it's useless. Every student in the academy will be selected by me personally, because now only I can see whether a child has talent. Anyone who takes money and says that the academy's exams are guaranteed to pass is a liar. Please report to the Office of Prevention and Control of Unconventional Natural Disasters.
"That's all I have to say today. Please go away. Thank you."
After Masha finished speaking, she threw the microphone into the hands of the psychic in the office and glanced at Chihiro. Chihiro immediately used her ability to fly towards the maid shop with Masha and Xiao Shi.
As for whether the crowd would disperse, he didn't care. Let the office worry about it. If the crowd really became agitated, he, Masha, would hide in the shadow of the earth.
Back at the maid shop, the league secretary was sitting behind the counter, looking at something on the computer. When he saw Masha and the others coming in, he stood up and said, "Xiao Shi is on the trending search. 'The newly awakened SSS-level superpower girl likes to cook and wash clothes for her boyfriend.' The feminists on Weibo have become one with the ordinary people."
"Is it really like this? By the way, you should quickly sign up for Kikuri Komachi's super topic, as well as our academy's super topic."
"I can't register. Weibo has blocked the registration of these super topics. I guess the office has done something. You have to inform the office."
"Okay." Masha took out his cell phone and dialed Qi Xiangwen. A moment later, the "Jiuri Xiaoshi" and "Xianfu Academy" super topics were established, and Masha obtained management authority.
"Very good. After we build the temple, we will let Xiao Shi regularly post some updates or topics about who has been cured, and then publicize it. It is like burning incense in the temple. Once the topic tops the list, it will be just around the corner for us to step on Kun Kun and stand shoulder to shoulder with Jay Chou!"
The League Secretary looked at Masha and said, "Are you really going to build a temple? Have you forgotten what happened before..."
The League Secretary stopped talking short, and Masha had already remembered.
——Yes, I have said before that if I really get a priest to join my harem, if they are Shintoists, I will go to Ise Jingu, and if they are Buddhists, I will go to temples...
——However, these stolen items cannot be displayed openly, so a shrine must be built to pretend that they are there.
——In this way, Xiao Shi has to sweep the floor of the real shrine during the day, and the floor of the shrine hidden in the fairyland at night, becoming the ultimate sweeping monk...
Xiao Shi: "I always feel that the way Ah Sha looks at me, he is planning something."
"No, no! I'm not planning anything." Masha cleared his throat. "We're going to choose a paradise tomorrow. I think we should all go together."
"is this necessary?"
"Of course, that's where we'll live in the future," Masha said. "Although we've only lived in this maid shop for half a year, its historical mission is almost complete. Of course, we'll have to live here for a while before the academy is completed."
Qianxun looked at the store and suddenly showed a reluctant smile: "To be honest, I quite like this place."
League Secretary: "Especially by the second floor window, it's really nice to sit and read. But since we are going to a paradise, the view should be better, right?"
"Of course, I would choose a fairyland like the Lotus Realm in "Gujian Qitan 3"." Masha said.
In fact, he had two wonderlands in his hands. The artistic conception of the island wonderland was very good, but it was ruined by the various daily necessities and electronic equipment moved in by Masha.
As for the planetary wonderland, it is just a big earth ball with a poplar tree growing on it, with the same structure as Wang Nima’s head. It lacks fairy energy.
This time, the paradise chosen must be one with plenty of fairyland aura in order to impress the girls - students - who will come here to "study" in the future.
Even if you can't choose it, you have to find a way to use the Ark of the Covenant + Chihiro's ability template to create an anti-gravity god and float an island into the air, so that the fairy spirit is sufficient.
To create this kind of high-end God's presence land - floating should be high-end, but Masha actually doesn't know - in short, to create this kind of God's presence land, you need high-quality pure spiritual energy.
Masha thought that he could see if he could get a magic weapon from the old men to use as material.
Anyway, let’s go and see this paradise first tomorrow.
After making the decision, Masha waved his hand and said, "You can do whatever you want tonight! Go to bed early!"
Chihiro: "You look like I'm going to play Fire Emblem: Three Houses and No One Can Stop Me. I don't think you'll be able to go to bed early tonight."
Masha looked away, looking elsewhere.
League Secretary: "New Fire Emblem, I want to play it too!"
