Chapter 231: "Sadness of the Five Senses" Part
After finalizing the script, Qi Long also encouraged everyone to create their own words without disrupting the framework.
Zhu Guangquan used the rhyme in his news reports. Actually, it was the rhyme or the cross talk by Qi Li and Dong Qiang that opened up this new track that frustrated the sign language teacher!
The eyes shirked the responsibility, and Qi Long grabbed the nose. The nose initially said that this was the job of your natural organs, and I, whose nose was three-dimensional with a prosthesis, would not get involved.
Qi Long held him back and wouldn't let him go, so he told him that there was something wrong with Qi Long's nose and it had no holes.
"I am an alien? I have a nose but no eyes?"
"It's no use wearing glasses. Did you drink too much that day? You were sweating all over, and when you went out and the breeze blew, you kept sneezing. I didn't know anything!"
He refused again. When it came to his ear, Qi Long called out several times, but Sa Beining refused to agree. After patting Xiao Sa, he turned around and said, "Everyone knows that Qi Long's ear..."
Qi Long and Sa Beining said in unison: "There's something wrong!"
"I knew you were going to say that!"
"Why do you just open your mouth but don't say anything?" Sa Beining ignored what he said.
"Are you doing this on purpose?" Qi Long asked.
Sa Beining: "You said you were going to get married? Who are you going to marry?"
"Don't pretend you can't hear me!"
"Oh, the person you're going to marry is Bingbing. Hey, you're just dreaming. Does she agree?"
Wang Bingbing on the side stage showed her sweet smile. They knew she was going to make jokes about them before they went on stage, but they still found it funny after hearing it.
The audience laughed even louder. Not many of these villagers paid attention to the live broadcast of the recruitment of students by Deyun Society, so the jokes they had never heard of before were very novel and interesting to hear for the first time.
"Stop pretending to be stupid!" Qi Long shouted.
Sa Beining put a hand on his ear and said, "Donqiang won't do any nonsense no matter what. Single men all over the country won't do it!"
"Well, it goes in one ear and out the other!"
"Why not change it to Ma Fanshu? You picked him."
"Why should I pick on you? I'm asking you, are you a tiger?" Qi Long couldn't bear it anymore, he grabbed his collar and questioned him like he was holding a chicken.
Sa Beining raised his head and looked at her pitifully: "Sister Yueliang is my mother-in-law?"
"You're bringing trouble to me!"
"The one you want to marry the most is Liu Yifei?"
"Get out!" Qi Long pushed him.
"Okay!" Sa Beining left the center of the stage.
Qi Long's eyes widened: "Did he hear this clearly?"
The audiences were laughing so hard that every time Qi Long said something, they were curious about how Sa Beining would respond. Every time it was unexpected, and he would cue the CCTV hosts who were on or off the scene, making everyone laugh.
Finally it came to my mouth, and this time I shouted out "There's something wrong" together with the audience.
Dongqiang acted with lisp.
“I’m a crosstalk artist with a lisp!”
"You usually talk very fast, but when you drink, you become slow and sluggish."
"Is it procrastinating or not?"
"He said you didn't speak clearly!" Sa Beining came over to translate.
Qi Long pointed at him and said, "Do you understand now?"
Dongqiang began to perform, telling the story of drinking in a slurred voice: "Steel helmet with lotus root, lotus root, lotus root, lotus root, brother."
From the tone, I can tell that Kang Hui asked me to drink. I said I didn't want to drink, but he insisted that I drink. I couldn't refuse, so I drank. I drank tons of beer and tons of white wine.
The tone is adjusted, and there are fluctuations in emotions. It all depends on the tone to make everyone understand what it means.
The audience applauded directly. It was not easy to make people understand what he meant even though he didn't say a single word correctly!
The advantage of the Chinese language having tones is reflected here!
However, Qi Long broke down and complained that the four of them only knew how to shirk responsibility when encountering problems. When the time comes, I will go to the traffic police station to pay the fine, admit my mistake, and write a letter of guarantee: At that time, my eyes were closed, I kept sneezing, my ears could not hear, and my mouth was confused?
With this attitude, will the guarantee be passed?
Zhu Guangquan came up and made a move: "You have to be nicer!" "Better!"
"Police uncle!"
"You still have to call me uncle."
"I understand your hard work and fatigue. It was wrong of us to drink and drive, but I think you are guilty of the crime!"
He said a word, Qi Long just called back to the rap, repeating the rhyme, tired, no, you are guilty
When he got to the third sentence, he was confused: "Huh?"
"You should hold a meeting quickly. If there is a bus line, there should also be a drunk line, whether it is paid or free."
"Drunk line?"
"Next time you see a trembling car, go up and salute it. Sir, you have been drinking. Please use the alcohol-related line!"
Restrictions can also be set on the drinking line: those who drink Erguotou will be kicked out on Tuesdays, those who drink Wuliangye will be kicked out on Fridays, and those who drink Jinliufu will be kicked out on Saturdays.
Qi Long pushed him: "This is nonsense."
"That's right, if you say so, what should I do when I drink Shili Xiang?" Gao Dongqiang came up and complained.
Zhu Guangquan greeted him and said, "Leave on the 10th, 20th, and 30th of every month!"
"I said the drinking hotline is bullshit. Who cares what you drink?"
Nigmat came up and said, "Police Aka!"
"Aka?"
"What Brother Uyghur meant is, Aka, the law is based on evidence, evidence is based on logic, logic is based on reason, and reason can be unclear!"
The first three Qi Longs all agreed with him, yes, yes, yes. But after he finished with the last one, he realized: No!
"Hey, Qi Long, do you know how to say truth in the Uyghur language?"
Qi Long shook his head: "I don't know!"
"Look, you don't even know the truth, how can you explain it clearly? It's useless!" After saying that, Nigmat left the stage.
When we got to Xiaosa, we started singing. We sang an adapted version of the lyrics of the song that Qi Long had performed in a small theater before, using the tune of "The Capital Welcomes You".
It was the part about [Anyone can be great if they have a dream, I even dare to fly a plane after drinking]. Many people at the scene had never heard of it before, and they all burst into laughter. Even those who have heard of it can still laugh when they listen to it again.
Finally, Gao Dongqiang played the role of Mouth. He started to talk nonsense. Why did he drink? Because he was in a good mood! Why was he in a good mood? Because he got a performance.
Starting from a drinking conversation, he talked about how hard it was to practice martial arts. He worked hard to make money, and he worked hard to make money because he didn't have enough money. He didn't have enough money because of the financial crisis. If Qi Long hadn't stopped him, he would have talked about the birth of the earth.
None of the four organs were reliable, Qi Long got angry and asked them to share a major responsibility, and the five senses started quarreling on the stage.
Blame the mouth for drinking, blame the ears for being easily persuaded to drink, blame the nose for inhaling too much air and blowing the instrument to the point of bursting, blame the eyes for not seeing the police, and blame the noisy ones.
Qi Long couldn't stand it anymore: "Okay, you all just want to shirk responsibility. Let me ask you, can you solve the problem this way?"
"cannot!"
"Can you write a letter of guarantee that you have passed?"
“I can’t write it!”
"You still have to rely on my brain at critical moments. None of us have to go to the Traffic Control Bureau."
"Why?"
Qi Long had a sly smile on his face, and made a gesture with his hand in front of his mouth, as if whispering: "The driver's license I gave to the traffic police is Kang Hui's!"
The four pointed at him and said, "Push them all!"
As usual, it seems to be increasing in value, but in the end it just ends up being a burden.
It was a village evening party, and everyone came to have fun, not to be educated, so there was no high level or anything like that, and the show ended in a funny way!
The audience applauded!
Some of the jokes in the middle have been written before, so I deleted and revised them and passed them over.
(End of this chapter)
